Thursday, June 12, 2014


Let's just jump right in shall we?   J.Lo's dating life has been under a microscope since Maksim was in High School!   A "Fly Girl" when he was in elementary school, so....when a People Magazine's article showed up on my feed the two may be dating, I almost threw up my dinner!  Considering she is days, DAYS,  away from her break-up from Beaux Smart, aka Casper Smart ( after he is rumored to have been "sexting" transsexuals), it may be time for Ms. Lopez to slow down a minute, regroup, focus on her kids, her career, and men her own age!  No judgment btw to Casper, or the fact he likes women who are packing, but for the love of God how did Jennifer not know!?!   I knew!   We all did!    He not only likes "C's with D's" (allegedly), but if you ask me he'd much rather be a bottom six nights a week than kiss his Pop Princess for five minutes.   (Although, he very much liked spending her money, having servants at his beck and call in her mansion, and all the banana splits a gold digging closet case (allegedly) could ever dream of!


Casper's High School Graduation Picture 2005!!!
(While this picture was being taken, Maks had already been a Ukrainian and Latin Dance Champion as well as a front runner on Dancing With The Stars!  And P.S. Casper was 18 here, and Jennifer was 36!   That's two years older than Maks is now!!! )
 "Even without a naughty trinket for J.Lo in tow, the trip ignited gossip that quickly went viral regarding Smart’s sexual orientation, citing the Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood establishment as a spot popular among gay men “cruising” for casual hookups"
J.LO stood by her boy...and why wouldn't she?   Its not like there were any signs...

Ok...They say love is blind but COME ON!!!!



Truth be told, I could care less how many men, women, or both Casper spends his time with.  In fact, I encourage him to do what makes him happy.  It just doesn't seem very classy for a forty-something year old woman to be introducing her children so soon after her divorce from Latin Singing Sensation Marc Anthony to a confused man/boy who wasn't even old enough to remember "In Living Color" !!!  

  Let's get some perspective shall we....?


Lopez and then boyfriend Wesley Snipes in 1995 (Casper was in second grade at the time.  That's right...7years old!   Maks was a Sophomore in HS)




Lopez and Tommy Mattola in 1998 (Seriously, he's old enough to be Casper's GRANDFATHER and Chmerkovskiy's FATHER)!!!!

I always wondered how her singing career got off the ground.










Sadly, Jennifer and Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy broke up after 2.5 years of dating.   My personal favorite match for her!   Keep in mind, Casper was not even in middle school when she wore this infamous Versace number to the Grammy's!


Of course there was Oscar Winner Ben Affleck as well...


Sure, Ben did have it rough during his “Bennifer” days. Then again, he was kind of asking for it. Did he have to film Gigli? Did he have to rub suntan lotion on Jennifer’s bootay in “Jenny From the Block”?



Maksim, she is beautiful...and talented...but that's a LOT of BAGGAGE!!!


Maks...Think on it!   Please...We love you too much!!!   She's not just Jenny from the block...She's lapped the block many times!!!

And by the way, what happened to Meryl!?!